A Satirical Sample of How Congress Does Business

A Satirical Sample of how Congress does business.

Bill number HR-Farce—taxpayers, will never know.  A sarcastic but all too real sample.

A bill to get aid to American senior adults.

$500 million to help our seniors.

  • $1 million to seniors for jobs
  • $200 million to study a canal project in Burma
  • $5 million for senior nutrition
  • $100 million for the study of coffee beans in Columbia. (Seniors drink lots of coffee.)
  • $50 million for sidewalks in D.C.
  • $50 million on small airport only one congressman uses.
  • $5 million for a PR campaign to sell this bill. 
  • $10 million to planned parenthood to prevent more seniors.
  • $9 million to euthanasia study to see the effect on the senior population.
  • $10 million pay raise for members of Congress.
  • $50 million to study if aging leads to more health concerns.
  • $5 million for study on how to raise the age of who we consider seniors.
  • $5 million for misleading information on social media.

All of us have seniors in our life that we love and cherish.  Call your congressman or congresswoman or congressX and demand they vote yes on this bill to offer jobs and nutritional aid to our seniors.  You know we love them, and we know you love them.  Tell Congress to vote yes.

This information was sponsored with my own words and time to reveal the archaic and nontransparent method of Congress.  Jda/2020   jamesdallen.com


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Dr. Allen served as a seminary VP, pastor, and as a trustee on a Christian mental health Board. He has earned a BA, MA, MA Biblical Counseling, Doctor of Ministry. Dr Allen has also preached on 5 continents, lived in 3 nations, and so has a diverse Christian experience. He has a distinguished career of being a pastor, consultant, author, and educator. MY FIRST LOVE--Being a Pastor and encouraging others!

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